Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

borrowed feathers

Borrowed feathers

Rob him of his borrowed feathers.

by anonymous September 13, 2025

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Meather feather

Slang term to “mic check”

Testing testing meather feather check check.

by Savage.breed June 26, 2023

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024