Fatty Smuggle

When a man is tricked by good-looking girls into talking to the fat friend, with a really great personality.

Two hot girls walk up to you and engage conversation. Their fat friend looms in the shadows. When the hot girls have gotten your approval to continue conversation, the fat friend is "smuggled" (see and or moves) to the front and takes over conversation. The hot girls leave. You have just been Fatty Smuggled.

by concerned citizen 123456776543 November 23, 2009

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

sparkle fatty

noun : A fatty wearing shiny and/or "club" style attire; see also fatty. (ent. from Miguel Roya, of Fat Chicks in Party Hats. see also Seanbaby)

"thankyou for the party. we will have TWO! barels of oatmeal. oh and a pork pizza for the sparkle fatty. hey who does smell like a fart?! damn it sparkel fatty!!!!"

by Shamus Mahan June 10, 2005

lazy fatty

Obese people with little ambition and usually permanent food stains on their clothing.

Jabba the Hutt is the most famous lazy fatty evar!!1

by ceck0face July 4, 2006

Fatty Fucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with fat people.

Dan: Did you hear what Tarik and Alkhamis did at that party last night?
Dave: Yeah! They're such fatty fuckers! I can't believe it took two of them just to fill that whale's blowhole!

by ChewChewTrain January 4, 2011

pack a fatty

when the penis becomes erect but is pinned down by one's pants or underwear

Dude, you were so packing a fatty while that hot chick was sitting on your lap.

by dr.love March 10, 2005

satin fatty

A fat person that thinks he/she is so awesome and hot and is SOOOO not! In fact, they are repulsive!

That girl right there is such a satin fatty! She should not be wearing that mini skirt! ICK!

by Megan the cool one November 10, 2006