Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019

eWANK

When a man makes two fake accounts, male and female. Chat each other's account with dirty words then faps into it.

Joe eWANK on the group chat. I knew co'z I stole his phone

by Mighty tor November 3, 2019

Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ezaine

Fine asf, Funny, FUCKING DUMB!

Ooouh, Ezaine so fineeeeez!
Damn that nigga Ezaine so dumb!
Yooooo! Ezaine be cracking me the fuck up bruh!

by Jad,Mau,Jas November 20, 2019

Ewan

An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan

Ewan is a little shit.

by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020

Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.

See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards

by Kidsforlife March 5, 2020