Evan

An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.

Person 1: I don't really like Evan
Person 2: Woah careful he might steal ur girl if he hears u

by canned cheese September 6, 2019

Evan

Evan is power hungry super sexy funny handsome and charming a great person

Evan is a great guy

by IOI-655321 March 30, 2018

Evans

Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg

Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht

by Robdinglehefner November 27, 2017

Evan

A chill guy who's bisexual and has the biggest cock around.

man 1: Hey did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

A chill bisexual guy that has the biggest cock around

man 1: Did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah i fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last Saturday

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

An ugly man with a small penis

Man he has to be named evan

by Superstriker104 September 22, 2016

Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 August 15, 2015