european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011

European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon

Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

by Docker81 May 15, 2025

european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.

I wanna give you a European chu chu train.

by Pendulum dick June 14, 2016

European Yes Men

Derogatory and somewhat sarcastic term used to refer the French

Thank god Putin's request for weapons and supplies was met , to then also agree to send the same to the Ukraine" Another passive surrender by the powerful yet humble European Yes Men

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted

Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

European Classic

A far-right term used mostly in the Tik Tok subcultures describing a nationalistic feeling about Europe and embracing it's cultures, enviorments and countries.

"Yep, another European Classic"

by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023