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Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.
Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.
by Cjs07r June 16, 2016
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Wall emotions

Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.
You obviously have a lot of wall emotions
by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018
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bitch emotion

An aggressive man-boy who expresses his emotions in an explosive feminine-like rage. Then ends this fit with a pint of Ha-gen das .
"There goes Wayne again", That dude's throwing a fit over nothing! "He got bitch emotions".
by master penny dimes November 22, 2016
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Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021
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Emotional Caltrops

Emotional stress that causes

an illusion of physical pain, the pain could be possibly described as gravel scraping the inside of your chest or having sharp stones in your rib cage.
That devastating event left me with emotional caltrops... it hurts.
by Floofisky July 15, 2021
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Puss-emotions

A girl's emotions that are related to her pussy and it's needs.

Puss-emotional - when a girl feels the emotional of her pussy to a relatively high degree.

Puss-emotionless - when a girl feels little or no emotional pull from her pussy.
"Tanya was blinded by her puss-emotions to such a degree that she fucked everything in sight!"

"It's 11:11, make a wish!"

"I hope my girlfriend isn't puss-emotionless tonight!"

"Scott was playing with my girlfriend's puss-emotions. He sent her a picture of his stunning black cock."
by Troiweschuck May 19, 2014
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