smoking elephant

n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

Elephant man

The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.

Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.

Chick: Umm sure?

(produces elephant man)

Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

elephant in a wind tunnel

ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts

I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel

by codiggity January 28, 2011

Elephant Ear

the area of ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

"she started deep throating me so hard she might as well have been whispering sweet nothings into my elephant ear"

by eagles may soar May 12, 2009

elephant

Any quite large person that lives the floor above you and is loud all the time. They must be watched all the time and fed quite frequently.

The elephants are quite loud today... maybe they're mating.

by idil wild girl October 16, 2007

pink elephant in the room

A "pink elephant in the room" is a phrase used to say that there is something very obvious, one cant miss it, yet no one wants to be the person to point it out or talk about it. Its assumed that everyone has noticed it. It may be that pointing it out is politically not correct, impolite, or offensive.
This phrase was first introduced by Sam Senev who brought an actual pink elephant to a speech as a social experiment. After the speech the audience was polled about their opinion. He often uses the same pink elephant in meetings and speeches.

Her body odor was the pink elephant in the room.

by PinkElephantInTheRoom October 13, 2017

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003