ejaccident

It couldn't believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. I also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. I told her the warm butter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. SHIT, An EJACCIDENT!

Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.

My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.

by frogandswitch June 12, 2011

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Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.

After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."

by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013

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Ejacuees

A wave of sperm evacuated from a place of horniness - namely a cock.
Particularly where the ejaculation in question is the end chapter of a wank or a hand shandy.

He blew his load, covering the sheets in a wave of new ejacuees.

by UrbanCentaur October 23, 2013

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