small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 15, 2020
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 21, 2010
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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 19, 2004
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ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!
Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.
by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017
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Will’s Ego

“i saw a really big horse on the way here?”
“no way! was it bigger than will’s ego?”
by 4leafsky September 13, 2020
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Ego Pedal

When someone who doesn't like that you're in front of them starts riding your ass because they think they're better than you.
this asshat in a lifted F150 is ego pedaling me.
by EScotty April 24, 2022
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Ego Nepotism

Individuals who favor and position their ego to solely benefit their selves at the detriment of another, whether politically, in business, with personal relationships, etc. Opposed to narcissism that seeks gratification from vanity or egotistic admiration of one's idealized self image and attributes.
This relationship was a terrible one sided deal that left me hurt, which displays their ego nepotism.
by MrSilver December 04, 2020
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