small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025

Zanvaay's Ego

Yea, the ego of that kid is bigger than the bad games of roblox.

Zanvaay's Ego : He always posts SHIT.

by HidingBLOX March 1, 2017

Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).

"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.

by KingVonny March 20, 2025

Ego at the door

Check your sense of self-importance at the “door” before entering a situation or conversation. This means letting go of the need to be right, to be in control, or to be recognized for one's accomplishments.

Coach Emily is so chill on social mean. You can tell that she leaves her ego at the door.

by laterrel April 19, 2024