When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011
Get the Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome mug.When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.
Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
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Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
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Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009
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by q-mas February 10, 2005
Get the facebook mug.When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".
Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?
Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
by RuCrRy November 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Justice mug.This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
by ThatSam March 18, 2010
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD) mug.Facebook Fit is a scenario where you have a friend on Facebook who is very average looking in real life, but looks hot in their Facebook pictures.
That Katie is such an enigma. She looks so hot on Facebook, but in person, she's a dog. She's 'Facebook Fit'.
by Crazy Coder January 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Fit mug.1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.
3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids
That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
by YFinn May 12, 2014
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