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Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.
Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault
by Slahser October 3, 2023
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Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
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early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
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Butt-ass early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow
by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
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early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.
person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"
by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019
mugGet the early latemug.

Early life

An anti-Semitic dog whistle used when someone is suspected to be Jewish, with references to Wikipedia's early life section, aka biography.
Can we get an early life on him? I suspect he’s Jewish
by Cheehuahua May 14, 2025
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early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.
This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”
by DC404 March 14, 2025
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