while fucking a girl in the ass, right before you cum you spit on her back and when she turns around you cum in her eye.
by young diap January 16, 2009
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
by Crafty creations June 02, 2018
Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
by NotPieGuy December 08, 2021
Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.
Synonym - Hypocrite
Synonym - Hypocrite
Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.
by LiberalKaren March 01, 2021
1972-1977 CBS. Catch phrase used by Aunt Esther directed at Fred Sanford in response to his insults, frequently referencing all that ugly on her face. She will exclaim, "Why ya ole fish eyed fool!". Whilst the fish eyed meaning may be obscure, though has been used in the 60's or earlier, it may be speculated that Esther was telling Fred why he don't look in the mirror.
by Sir Carlton August 08, 2021
john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!
jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.
jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.
by swedgin September 10, 2009