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Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
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Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"
by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023
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straw dusting

When you pull pubic hair or chote hair out and toss it over your shoulder causing it to land on the person's face who is standing directly behind you.
"Dave was straw dusting Dennis in class today. Dennis was waving his hands back and fourth like he was trying to swat away a mosquito"
by Starlord 170 September 14, 2017
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crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 8, 2012
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Cube dusting

The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stench may or may not overpower the unlucky occupants who happen to be happily working away in the cubicles closest to the blast radius.
Heather: "Man it really stinks, do you smell that Steven?"

Steven: "Yup, it smells like someone has been cube dusting a load of asshole."

Heather: "Damn that must be it! Jay just walked by to go to turn in his TPS report."
by Mike AZ May 22, 2009
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Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.
"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"
by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016
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Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
by E.B. December 3, 2004
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