Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.

Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.

by o-corny April 3, 2010

dogsexual

People who are dogsexual are often furries and people nobody wants to hangout with.

Shane Dawson: I can't stand dogsexuals, be catsexual today.

by Nyaichinisannyaarigato April 23, 2021

Who let the dogs out

A phrase used by women in reply to guys who catcall them at the party or club.

The 2000 Baha Men song "Who Let the Dogs Out" made this phrase famous worldwide, but only for a short time. Even in that time, men liked to be known for sleeping around, so they adopted the word to refer to their friends, which is now spelled "dawg."

"Who let the dogs out tonight? I can't dance with a single guy here without him grabbing my butt or trying to take me home!"

by gred64 November 23, 2014

dogshit

feces of canine origin

Aw crap! I just stepped in dogshit!

by Wes64 October 29, 2011

Dogs

Doin
Only
Gangsta
Sh*t

What is popping my Dogs?

by Kayleeana March 9, 2008

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

dogs fucking

A distracting occurrence bringing one's focus from the situation or issue(s) at hand.

Russell was nearly hit in the head with the frisbee. He must've been watching dogs fucking.

by heaving reaction April 21, 2011