A person who gets really angry at people who say anime is porn, even if the anime shows big tiddies and sex scenes they will still defend it, mostly because anime is safety porn, its porn thats not labeled as porn. Its porn that has a story line, but all animes show dicks and tiddies and make sex jokes so that people get hard and search ""Anime waifu sexy moments 2019"" on youtube and it makes people beat off.
Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019
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The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
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The universal alibi used by criminal defense attorneys and criminals. The accused will use the "I was at home masturbating" defense to avoid conviction. Defense will provide dna evidence and semen samples to the prosicution resulting in an acquittal, mostly.
detective: Sir, we know you did it we know you lured those minors. you also have alot of teenage boys and girls on your facebook page. We have witnesses and physical evidence linking you to these crimes.
handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?
detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?
handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.
handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?
detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?
handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.
by TheFirst48 January 22, 2010
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Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.
Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
Person A: I can live with that
Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!
Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
Person B: and the bottling is self defence??
Person A: Pre-self defence.
Person B: ahhh yes
Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha
Person A: I can live with that
Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!
Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out
Person B: and the bottling is self defence??
Person A: Pre-self defence.
Person B: ahhh yes
by James Frost February 20, 2011
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Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh, that show? Oof
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron
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Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004
Get the public defenestration mug.A person who goes to anti scene groups and acts like a white knight at a lame attempt of thinking they are standing up for a noble cause.
by antiscene for the realists April 19, 2010
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