pink dolphin

The viscous-looking, pink inner penis that emerges from a dog's furry outer penis when he is excited and/or sexually aroused.

Rex seems to really like you. Uh oh, here comes the pink dolphin.

by S. Foxx Fitzgerald July 30, 2007

dorphin

Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme attractiveness, drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare!
A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late night high hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her kicking and screaming away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.

Dorphin gets escorted away by a whare! while giving you the evil eye
you: -hey wait... wait i have something to say before you go!
whare!: "what?"
-fuck youh... fuckh youh dorphin and whare!!

by TrexTitan October 12, 2010

dolphin dick

A tiny skinny curved penis

" he has such a dolphin dick"

by coolstraitguy August 16, 2018

Devil Dolphin

Commonly used by Marines when referring to a sailor. Marines are known as Devil Dogs so naturally a Navy sailor would be a Devil Dolphin due to the fact that they spend so much time on or near water.

HOOYAH Devil Dolphin!

by the whitehorse March 30, 2011

douch -ass

(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.

philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.

by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006

douch oven

like a dutch oven, but with a new name.

farting in the bed, and trapping somebody else under the covers.

we trapped zoe under the covers and gave her a douch oven.

by Georgebentom November 2, 2008

purple dolphin

Slang for a big black nigger dick.

"Look at that bitch, she obviously rides the purple dolphin."

by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007