Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.

The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.

by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023

Doug

Strongly republican. Also watches Fox news and a lot of the times has OCD. He is also against immigration but never fails to make people laugh. He loves America like it's his baby and loves America and the American flags. He makes jokes that not a lot of people understand unless they are just like him. He repeats himself to make his point and always says "he's a type A person".

"Brooo Doug is so annoying, but I guess he has SOME good jokes.

by Yougotitrightttt July 15, 2019

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Doug

A cockmeat sandwich.

Would you like a Doug for desert?

by WeeBubblyBuns April 18, 2021

Doug's

A cult of players from a kingdom far far away in a game called Rise Of Kingdoms, they planned a coup to overthrow the king but failed because Moon didnt like them

Oh look, its the Doug's, lets fuck them

by Mystic suckmacheese February 8, 2022

doug mutz

A badass who owns way to many firearms. His penis size is unknown to the general public.

Oh shit! That "Doug Mutz" is pissed Obama got elected.

by Big C Miester November 3, 2013

Doug Scott

Idk, it’s up for interpretation

I don’t know how to understand this court ruling, its Doug Scott.

by Beav3PO December 21, 2023