DodgeIt

Dropship Pilot and odd ball of Werner.

Forum troll, and occasional Fiction Writer.

Blame falls on him when things go wrong.

OMG?? CHEATING TOSS! BLAME DODGEIT!
or

Damn it! We lost! Blame DodgeIt!

by Victor January 30, 2005

dodgeball

A very fun game that is being outlawed ONLY IN AMERICA (thus creating one of the many reasons why Canada is better :D), because a bunch of liberal Americans want to have the USA's kids playing more football. It involves people set up into two teams, each getting a bunch of balls and throwing the balls at whoever is on their enemy team. If a person is hit at or below their groin, they are out(meaning they stop playing unless you are playing Revenge dodgeball, where players that are knocked out have a chance to get back in). However, most people (regardless of how accurate they are) have a difficult time accomplishing this, because anybody who's not a dumbass will do one of the following:

A. Keep an extra ball handy for blocking other balls, unless you are playing Time Catch dodgeball(where you can only hold a ball you catch for 3 seconds max or you are out).
B. Grab the ball(most common).
C. Pull off an uber-cool Matrix-style dodge and leave your opponent in tears.

The game of dodgeball has been modified into many different kinds of play, making it an extremely fun and versatile game. Also, it's ridiculously easy to set up and play.

1. Let's play dodgeball!

by Jerry Cheesecake January 5, 2004

Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003

Dodge City

A small cow smelling shithole town in southwestern Kansas. Where the grass isn't green and the girls aren't pretty. Best known for Gunsmoke, Boothill, cow killing (Excel, National Beef),. . .and the 80 percent population that is illegal. With nothing better to do except get into trouble with Dodge City's finest and probably get blown away from the wind.

Get the HELL outta Dodge City!!!

by Kayla Anderson June 20, 2008

Soap Dodger

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.

Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.

by rolfharris February 27, 2010

dodge this

2 guys are doing a chick, one on each end. The guy in the pussy pulls out to shoot her in the face but she dodges each shot. The other guy presses the head of his dick against her temple and says "dodge this" and the lets her have it

I was pissed that she wouldnt let me jizz on her face, but John came through with a bullseye Dodge This.

by irontwo April 27, 2006

dodgepaper

A game created on in the warm sultry air of April on a Friday afternoon between bored college kids on a variety of intoxicates that involves the regular rules of dodgeball, in a one way street (Parked cars can be used as cover). Using Wall Street Journals wrapped in a rubber band, and any random garbage that exists on the street, the contestants throw such items at each other. Losers drink a shot of a predefined beverage containing alcohol. Best if everyone is over 21. (18015)

Player 1 (blue team): OHHHH you're out bitch!
Player 2 (red team): ARGH, I'm way too drunk to be good at dodgepaper.

Player 3 (red team): DUDE CAR!

by caust1c April 2, 2010