Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

doof doof

another word for music which is being played

Mrs Harrington: Stop listening to your doof doof

by 1337'357 person eva December 11, 2008

doof

a person that is the appitimy of stupid.

Jennifer Kunkelman ; Shane Lucas

Jenn and Shane are one doofy couple.

Shane why are you such a doof?

Jenn, you are a doof, don't deny it.

by Tiffy. ;D June 11, 2011

dooflachee

An unknown thingamajig. A word used by old fogies, usually in their 60s or 70s or 80s. This word imparts much aggravation on the listener, however the speaker thinks it's a clever and hip word.

Dude 1: "Yesterday in class my prof was talking about something, and he said, "So if you take this set A of dooflachees, and this set B of widgets..." and then I immediately started to doze off while mashing my teeth."

Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"

Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"

Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."

Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."

by Adel7 August 25, 2007

Doofer

A very masculine girl, a girl that has facial hair or seems to have an adams apple, a girl that dresses like a man, or sports a mullet.

Girl 1: That guy just went into the girls bathroom!?

Girl 2: Oh Don't worry it's not a guy, it's just a doofer.

by Bella Rose December 28, 2005

Doof

Two bestfriends with the names of Jessica and Brad! Nothing but those two names!! names like Jonna an Alex that say they are not doofs, truley doofs... or Stve and James... nope sorry, only Jessica and Brad can be doofs!!!

Jessica- hey doof!
Brad- Hey doof
Hand shake thingy

Alex- hey doof
Jonna- were not doofs, only jessica and Brad are doofs!

by SPIKE aka doof March 8, 2009

doof doof

Describes any noun that is out of place or messy. Usually the appearance of just out of bed or out of the shower

Abby doesn't want to be looked at when she has doof doof hair, but she's still as hearts as ever.

by Jonathan "nana" Yee December 30, 2008