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donky-punch

When you are doing a chick doggy-style and you want to stick it in her ass bot she wont let you, so you punch her in the back of the head and stick it in anyway.
Chicks love it!
I was stickin it in this chick last night, and i donky-punched her!!!
by Wiggy December 2, 2004
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Doody Balls

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.
The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005
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doofy

a name to call anybody for a stupid thing done.
Mayo: "Dirty Darius is mad doofy for trying to climb the huge fence, then he got stuck"
by Nick Mayo March 12, 2009
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Donky Punch

doggie style sex punching the woman in the back of the head
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Dook

A hook upon which crispy, shiny de-feathered ducks are hung upon. There is usually an assortment of tapesty things underneath the dooks.
Proud Chef placed the last de-feathered beast upon his shiny dook. The ultra clear glass of the duckdow reflected the luminous orange glow of the crispy ducks that only yesterday were swimming in a pond.
by mfseed October 6, 2010
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Dooka

The nice way of calling someone a doof. Someone who does not know how to open blinds or write down recipes. Basically totally clueless about life.
I'm such a Dooka!!!
by Meow moew August 12, 2010
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carbo-dook

A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.

Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.
Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT
by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005
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