Dolphin X

A complete insult to dolphins. Complete asshat who thinks he's so superier b/c he's a jock who fucks every girl he comes across (or so he wants us to think) and thinks everyone else is a "fog who can't get themselves laid: or something like that. Poor real dolphins, don't deserve their bad name.

Dolphin X should not exist.

by Dolphin X hater December 7, 2004

Dolphin_X

A pompous ass that writes opinionated and highly erroneous definitions and posts them on urban dictionary.

Self-proclaimed social scientist Dolphin_X's definition of "wapanese" incorrectly states that anime is made for and watched by japanese children.

by {no name} March 18, 2010

Wounded Dolphin

When a man is taking a woman from behind in her lady flower he discreetly wets his thumb in his mouth and then without warning jams the wet digit in to her brown palace while still inside her pink sanctuary, causing the unaware woman to make the sound of a wounded dolphin, eee eee eee.

Sarah belted out an ungodly eee eee eee sound as Johnny preformed the wounded dolphin.

The party was silenced when a deafening eee eee eee sound came blasting down from the upstairs where a guest had taken his girl for some alone time. Some of the guests knew that the wounded dolphin had just taken place.

by Deathblow June 3, 2010

I saw 9 dolphins

This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.

It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)

The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.

Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"

Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."

Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"

Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."

Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"

Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."

Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing

Malcolm: "..."

Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"

Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"

by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011

White dolphin

When a guy gets a blowjob in the hot tub underwater after taking a hit off the crackpipe.

Chaz was the benefactor of a white dolphin the other night.

by lethalvilledotnet March 30, 2009

black dolphin

a person of African descent who is naturally inclined towards sports.

Darnell was such an all-star that all the team mates considered him a black dolphin.

by Elkayz May 16, 2008

Dolphin Style

When you and your lover hook up under water and have mad sex in the delicious weightness underwater kingdom. Dolphin world is one place where you can have a lot of hot sex with cheerleaders dolphin style. Most people do dolphin style in a nice cool pool, in the dark. Best sex position ever.

Me and Jenny hooked up after the swim practise for some mad dolphin style. We both went down to the bottom of the pool and she spread her legs and I gave her some mad dolphin lovin'

by WeinerCross January 5, 2009