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dip and switch

1. To leave abruptly (informal use of dip)

2. To remove used chewing tobacco from one's mouth and share it with someone else

3. The act of making out while simultaneously hitting off a shared clump of chaw
1.
Noah: Imma dip and switch
Chris: Aight, later my B

2.
Dale: Hey man, I'm out of dip.
Nick: (spits) Wanna dip and switch?
Dale: I sure would!

3.
Dylan: Did you see that redneck couple dip and switch in the hallway?
Owen: Yeah bro, it was disgusting!
by Captain Virgil November 3, 2018
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Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"
Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.
by bibleDip January 30, 2010
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Boot Dip

The art of hiding tobaccer in your boot.
by Bub Sauce January 24, 2017
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Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.
Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*
by thatonehatefulguy January 2, 2019
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CoCo dip

The act of a man taking a girl's fingers while she sleeps and inserting them into his anus. When she awakens in the morning, she'll look at her fingers to see a dry crusty coco powder underneath her fingernails.
I woke up last night and my boyfriend had my fingers in his butt. I pretended to be asleep while he was coco dipping me.
by Tiffers1989 June 9, 2013
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finna dip

When a person is about to leave
Hey brah, dis party sucks! Yo, I'm finna dip!
by Shwadarr September 30, 2009
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phat dipping

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed
'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'
by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009
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