king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

Ding Dong

Someone being really dumb.

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf

by Nexxxx March 29, 2022

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Ding-Dong

A person who is really annoying and ding-dong like.

My dog is a ding-dong

by Rotten e. July 25, 2021

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024