Upper Dicker

A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.

*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.

by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

mother dicker

Someone who dicks mother's.

You see Steve over there? He docked your mom last night. What a mother dicker.

by Clemon2589 December 1, 2020

Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.

"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"

by Mastro K February 2, 2021

Spit-dickery

The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 5, 2021

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 6, 2021

Sickery Dickery

Some masculine man with a whopping 15 inch cock

Oliver whips out his 15 inch cock

"OMG Oliver, you are such a Sickery Dickery"

by Musty69420 February 23, 2022