Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 09, 2013

Uno Dice

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.

Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!

by mattcris4n May 24, 2020

shook like dice

1. When someone is scared for their life or lack the ability to stick up for themselves when shit is about to pop off frfr.

‘When Scott pulled out the hammer with the switch, all his Opps were shook like dice’

by emmaytrubl December 13, 2024

dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius October 31, 2013

roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

dice nick

not actually dicing nick with a machete but it's just a clever way of saying nice dick
(the first letters are exchanged)

girl #1: damn did you see that bulge around his crotch?
girl #2: yea he must have got that dice nick

by brokeworse August 15, 2022

Shakin the dice

Male Masterbation

Why you takin so long in the shower what were you doin shakin the dice?

by intheknow337 July 09, 2020