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Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
by OGBiggy July 11, 2010
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Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.
I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
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deviant

Somebody with a particularly disturbing sexual preference or straying abnormally far from the norm.
James is a deviant that likes to use tentacles and other odd devices when thinking about sex. When he has sex, you will know from the screams of horror and disgust. This extreme deviance is severely harmful to the mental health of all effected.
by James teedeediddlyheee July 24, 2008
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Deskin

Evil in its purest form. One who travels the land in search of little girls and/or candy. They must drive a saab and be fluent in Swedish, and in the art of mung. Arch nemesis of Trailer Zac. Also known simply as "El Chupacabra" in many Latin American countries.
"Dude, Deskin ate 14 packets of sugar and he looked like straight mung!"
by "The Dude" December 15, 2006
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Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.
“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John
by Fungoid August 27, 2020
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APD (Anti Prossy Device)

A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the prostitutes of Magaluf.

To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.

The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).

It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
APD (Anti Prossy Device)

Person 1: "There's a prossy, get the APD."

Person 1: "Watch out there's prossies down there!"
Person 2: "It's OK I've got my APD"
by C-Ton1 September 3, 2009
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deviantart

Is the best traditional/digital art community in the world. We own the world actually.
Tim ordered Lucy to log onto deviantart before Jark kicked her ass.
by osiris679 March 19, 2003
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