Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012

deuce-droppin'

The act of dropping deuces, a.k.a. fecal matter, or to the less intelligent, "taking a shit."

I just ate a big bowl of pasta and it's time for a little bit of deuce-droppin' action.

by Fellow Deuce Dropper February 2, 2003

bang a deuce

Moving ones bowels.

Pooping.

Taking a shit.

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.

by Rick0307 September 20, 2006

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

by daynads July 2, 2009

chunk deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and deuce

I'm out, chunk deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 22, 2010

tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

by s8n69 May 18, 2009