shit demon

a pile of excrement that is in a demon form. made from the crap from people and the remains of the dead.

the gogothem off the film dogma

by calum March 3, 2004

Blue Demons

1. When the mind dreams of events that did not really happen, and it affects the person, changing their behavior, making them bitter, cessation and so on.

2. When the person after consuming a hallucinogen - drug - changes his behavior to an aggressive, jealous and other posture.

Girlfriend: Hey, you are on blue demons, calm down.
Boyfriend: Shuddup, Its my fuckin life.

by bluedemonremix November 2, 2017

Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

demon vacuum

it's just the demon vacuum or noo-noo from teletubbies but to me and probably some children it's a demon coming for your soul.

the demon vacuum noo-noo was staring at billy last night looking for a way into his house

by cheesemgee February 13, 2019

demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018