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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
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Damage Monkey

A character or person typically in a video game that is proficient at dealing damage while lacking technical skill or game sense. Often good as a filler member of a group or being ordered around as a foot soldier.
"I heard that Fessing kid is good at practice, should we pick him up?"
"Nah, he's just a damage monkey, he won't be good in squads."
by Fancyson April 28, 2021
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Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012
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Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025
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Emotional Damage

When someone teases u but it is true
(A) Look at your girlfriend. Oh wait! You don't have one.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
by Pycode January 8, 2023
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