The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

Dailis

curious scavenger. clumsy, his replies to a question or story are cluttered. best feature to benefit from somehow. in a word, a clown with whom you will always have fun, and a friend whom not to lose.

Dailis is a benefit seeker

by naureniska November 22, 2021

daily dooly's

A phrase saying that you are gonna go do some daily activities

"It's about time I grabbed life by the cock and get some Daily Dooly's done"

by Mississippi elementary April 7, 2020

daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.

John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.

by Samliv October 19, 2015

daily

a beautiful gangsta ass girl . she’s had her own way of doing things . she’s named after what she does daily .

i wish my name was daily

by maryland lewis January 7, 2018

annual daily

when you do something every day of the year; 365 days

"Here's the annual daily traffic"

by wtfiswrongwithpeople21 January 31, 2017