Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.

uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath

by David Corser January 13, 2009

Spine Custard

See "spinal fluid"

Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'

by Dionize December 21, 2023

on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 4, 2022

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011