Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)

Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.

by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022

thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 12, 2009

custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 9, 2017

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024