Angry Cupcake

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

by C Harvey December 1, 2007

Dirty Cupcake

When a woman is licking a man's asshole and he farts while she is performing said act.

"I will never lick his ass again because he gave me a Dirty Cupcake!"

by Tim/Brit May 12, 2010

cupcake stan

A cupcake stan is what you call users in stan twt that are super sensitive to nsfw jokes and topics. They would be the first to comment "wtf" on a BARE-MINIMUM nsfw post, joke, or copypasta and would often mistake any nsfw joke as "sexualization." They have autocaps on, use clapped emojis, and have fat ratios. They're basically the stan twt equivalent of fifth-graders during a lecture about sex in Science class. You can't make any BARE-MINIMUM nsfw jokes around them or you'll end up in an nsfw blocklist.

random user: *idol name*'s cock is monstrous. it's big and throbbing.

cucpake stan: WTF???? How dare you!? You're disgusting...
random user: ew a cupcake stan

by mai peen eslong August 7, 2020

C-cupcakes

A special kind of the most satisfying cup-size of breasts that are also the perfect shape, very perky, and have very suckable nipples, resembling cupcakes with cherries on top.

Glen- "Dude, my girl's got C-cupcakes!"

Rodney-"You lucky bastard! I wish my girl had C-cupcakes!"

by glennettbennett1 November 2, 2010

georgetown cupcake

A place where pretentious, self-important females go to feel fancy by waiting in an hour-long line to purchase mediocre, overpriced cupcakes.

Young twenty-something: "I MUST go to Georgetown Cupcake today! After all, I've been rotting my life going to sorority parties and overspending on frivolous crap, so what harm could it do?"

by ossrey February 18, 2011

cum cupcake

A snack made specifically for giagantic whores who crave penis milk. The recipe is pretty simple: Get a cupcake, then cum on it. The result is that you have a cum cupcake. Enjoy. Don't microwave.

Julie was feeling pretty hungry and that bitch already ate all my food so I decided to fix her a nice little cum cupcake and watch her eat that shit. I got bored after that and went to watch some food network and beat off.

by JeffT1085 May 24, 2006

cupcake hands

some messy ass hands

Don't touch me with them cupcake hands

by Shaolin Allen February 28, 2007