Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.

by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011

cummuter

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.

example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!

by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011

Cummdown

What someone says to a person who seems to be so excited it seems like they are cumming.

Josh: OH MY GOD!! SKYRIM IS OUT!!!
Levi: Dude, cummdown.

by medina707 December 28, 2011

cummy drop

The post coital cum that seeps out from a moist vagina.

Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!

Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.

After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.

by antology May 31, 2017

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 11, 2017

cummmunism

A meme page on instagram that posts absolutely retarded content with no context so therefore it is considered comedy.

P1 - “haha funny meme who posted that”
P2 - “aye nigbruh thats my nigga cummmunism”
P1 - “ok”

by bruh on god doe February 10, 2019