Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

Crunchies

Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food

I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies

by Flyingthoughts November 4, 2021

jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

Crunchy Energy

When you're on the tipping point of pushing a good time into a chaotic night. Going from tipsy to wasted.

We were all feeling it and having a good time but Sarah has crunchy energy.

by Trexlady November 4, 2023

Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser April 22, 2016

Crunchy Oat Square

Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.

I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!

by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016