1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
by demonic_angel July 20, 2008
Get the crunchy condom mug.A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola June 15, 2007
Get the granola cruncher mug.a group of sluts controled by a cooner who tells them to wear a skirt everyday . hated even by their own group members
by anti crunk April 10, 2005
Get the shorty crunk mug.A genre that has recently manifested, which includes elements of Crunk (I. E. 3 6 Mafia, Lil Jon), Post-Hardcore (I. E. Alesana, Alexisonfire), and Electronica (I. E. New Order). It is said to have been originated by the Albuquerque-based group Brokencyde, though Hollywood Undead, who are also often categorized as Crunkcore and use many of the same elements in their music, formed over a year before them. Groups such as the Millionaires are often called Crunkcore, though they lack the Post-Hardcore element. Other Crunkcore groups, such as Breathe Carolina and Blood On The Dance Floor, are much more rooted in Electronica
Crunkcore groups Include:
Blood On The Dance Floor
Breathe Carolina
Brokencyde
Dot Dot Curve
Dropping A Popped Locket
Hollywood Undead
I Set My Friends On Fire (Debated)
JayReck
J Bigga
LoveNotePaperPlane
Millionaires (Debated)
Outta Play
Scene Kidz
SnapKracklepop
3OH!3
Blood On The Dance Floor
Breathe Carolina
Brokencyde
Dot Dot Curve
Dropping A Popped Locket
Hollywood Undead
I Set My Friends On Fire (Debated)
JayReck
J Bigga
LoveNotePaperPlane
Millionaires (Debated)
Outta Play
Scene Kidz
SnapKracklepop
3OH!3
by Brokencydedycnekorb August 17, 2009
Get the Crunkcore mug.Word created by Taco Bell to support their new Cheesy Gordita Crunch. A combination of the words Crunchy, Chewy, and Cheesy.
by LKAT September 22, 2005
Get the cruncheweesy mug.A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
Get the crunt mug.Fake teeth that you can temporarily put in your mouth. They are usually gold in color but can vary. Their main purpose is to make you look good when you are partying.
Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.
Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.
by Greg Albanese January 28, 2005
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