When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.
by Tdriz July 11, 2022

There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
by HateStain May 7, 2025

When a person lies about having a severe health issue that is extremely painful and full of suffering that they can never understand and how it effects them and their loved ones. They use it to get attention and sympathy from people. This includes cancer and ptsd
That asshole said he had cancer, did chemo and all but it was all fake and the records were forged. My mother battled it for 5 years and it was so much to go through. I don't like people pain cropping on something they never felt
by Cenobite777 March 22, 2024

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.
Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"
by Mausie September 30, 2015


by Keato88 February 28, 2024

by xXwienerWackerXx May 11, 2020
