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crooked pine

by Shitkey April 12, 2017
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Crooks

Talksh wike thish and hash big double chinsh.
Crooks wash tawking about shmall penish.
by PoopyJackson69 February 24, 2022
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Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.
"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"
by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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Crook

A level 1 Mafia City player.

This level of player is taken as a bad player, but as shown in many ads, they tend to become higher level bosses pretty quickly and get all the girls
Lv 50 Boss: Look, a Lv 1 crook, go get him
All Lv 10 Hitman: Yes, sir.

*Lv 1 Crook kills them all*

Lv 50 Boss: Oh my God...
*Lv 1 Crook becomes Lv 100 Godfather*

Thats how mafia works
by AndrewIsCoolio January 10, 2019
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Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.
Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night
by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023
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Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.
Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
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