Conchita

A sexy ass motherfucker. She's possibly the most epic person you will ever meet.

Tom: Did you see Conchita?
Jerry: Yeah, she's amazing!

by SexyAssCoolKid June 28, 2011

Croach

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

by ekul May 25, 2004

Conchizz One

The Famous 1v1 Player Killer in Runescape. Uses all choices of weapons/amour to get a kill. Enjoyed by many to watch while He is in combat

Wow Conchizz One totally owned him.

by runescape player killer June 23, 2009

Cooncha

A Black Vagina

I was gonna fuck the shit out of her cooncha.

by Unknown000000000000 July 12, 2011

conch

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner

that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen

by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 31, 2007

Choncho pop

A choncho pop is when a fat choncho (mexican) pours coke on the inside of the womans butthole and then drinks it.

Yo Man! I gave ma lady a fat choncho pop last night!

by lowlove18 June 30, 2011

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011