cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025

Cottage plunger

When a woman has thrush and a man thrusts hard until he explodes. Creating a frothing cottage cheese effect.

I had cottage plunger last night, best I’ve had in a long time!

by Sweetnene January 20, 2026

Cuntageddon

Cuntageddon is a famous series written by Schlong2long on Youtube. It is based off of real, catastrophic events, and includes Lampoonani in Paris, the chaos of Cuntcon, and the Battle of Cuntchella. These simple films have become a staple of JENNATION, and continue to be one of the highest effort fan-made series out there.

Cuntageddon was the best series EVER!

by pooplicker3000 March 9, 2026

cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.

Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"

by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025

Cootage

A lesser form of the word "Caution", used to identify lesser threats that aren't fit for the other words referring to danger.

There was a weird smell coming from the fridge, but no mold, so it’s just cootage for now.

by awesomeIV July 17, 2025

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020