Comfaker

Someone who does something to take away comfort

My boyfriend stole all the warm blankets -- what a comfaker!

by Batscript September 18, 2025

Comcuck

A person who gets a sexual thrill from reading/ hearing their s/o flirt or get filtered with online.

You see Adam is being comcucked by his girl, he's totally there for it.

by Meat master September 22, 2025

Combusculation

Your so aroused you explode into a white aura

Jefferys Combusculation in front of the class was spectacular

by The Combustulator December 23, 2025

Caketual Combustion

The effect of eating to much cake

ussually occurs after hiccuping, than KABOOM caktual combustion

OMFG, that was alot of cake, omggg im going to combustionally combust on cake!!!! "death by caketual combustion"

by Sara Kessler August 16, 2009

Financial Combustion

Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.

First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.

This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.

Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.

This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!

Financial Combustion Starvation Deprivation Misfortune possible Death Anger Fire

by 2ttzu November 24, 2009

instinaneous combustion

something that suddenly enflames largely.

me:WOAH! my pants just went into instinaneous combustion!
you: niceeee mannn :

by -xoxo Deeeena love December 13, 2009

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019