horse collar

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.

Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!

by Harry Day October 27, 2009

collar popper

A closet case homosexual who is uncomfortable thinking for themselves. By going to stores like A+F and spending 90 dollars on a polo or button down shirt that the manican in the front window is wearing, one defines himself as a "collar popper." Other signs include, having a small penis, working out to try and make up for it, and pencil sideburns. Furthermore, requesting 50 cent songs at clubs where girls go to dance not hook up. Also see, dueshe bag, cock boy, cum trap, or waste of oxygen

That collar popper is drinking right out of the pitcher, he must be a true gangster.

Collar poppers burn in hell when they die, but are allowed to listen to Darude - Sandstorm all day.

by Das Groogenheimen July 24, 2008

collar

to collar sum1 -
give them a hickey (only guys)
girls give them to guys!

-omg i hope he lets me collar him
-sweeeeeeeeet

by jenna mc carthy March 11, 2008

priest's collar

The result of ejaculating on a man's throat.

"He was sweet old closet case, but too eager; I gave him a priest's collar for the effort."

by plasticjesus January 7, 2008

collar pop

to roll up your collar to look preppy or badass

We COLLAR POPPERS are so badass.

by *iluvtheoc* May 29, 2005

collar

The part of a shirt that I use to stash my crack pipe

"I need some crack... Gimme a sec to pull it outta my collar."

by WyndX May 8, 2003

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.

I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.

by Misfits933 October 5, 2009