coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy
B: We couldn't get in because he was wearing board shorts

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

old coconut

The head: that thing over your shoulders

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

Sea Coconut

A nut where God was horny when he created it.

Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.

by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021

you coconut

You coconut is used as a insult towards people that have a head that looks like a coconut.

Jack:Look at that gurl! Dayummm!
Tom:Shut the fuck up you coconut! She might hear us!

by Saltass May 22, 2018

coconut head

A creature which is half human, half coconut.

Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D

by JGibbins October 1, 2007

Coconut Nut

Only Filipino people will understand.

Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 1, 2022

Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012