by Captain Planet loves llamas February 4, 2009
Get the By cockmug. The act of holding in urine for long periods of time, causing the bladder to expand and push on a persons diaphragm. This causes the cocker to feel/look two months pregnant. This is not a dirty word, although commonly confused for one by its name.
While i was scoring, the extremely attractive girl I was with was afraid to use the portable toilet and therefore decided to cock.
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?
by Amy bee June 29, 2010
Get the Cockingmug. by ericleelewis March 8, 2009
Get the Cockmug. defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.
by shit cocker May 5, 2020
Get the Cock on/ Cock offmug. by bass-man August 26, 2012
Get the cockmug. When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"
Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
by dictionary sire February 4, 2010
Get the Cock of all Cocksmug. Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang, Thang, Rod, Hot Rod, Humpmobile, Oscar, Dong, Dagger, Banana, Groin, Sausage, Kobassa, Shlong, Dink, Tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, Weenie, Weiner, Pisser, Pistol, Middle Leg, Third Leg, Meat Stick, One Eyed Wonder, Junior, Little Head, Little Guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll, Love Muscle, RotoRooter, Snake, Bazooka
"Can you please stop talking about his cock??"
"How can I stop talking about it, when it is SO huge? His Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang Thang....."
"How can I stop talking about it, when it is SO huge? His Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang Thang....."
by Canadaslang December 28, 2011
Get the Cockmug.