Photoshop Contest

A waste of time with no point to it whatsoever.

I joined the Photoshop Contest because I have nothing better to do with my life!

by LickMeNow February 9, 2003

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Catesterdatesterdo

A person (usually female) who is perfect, smart, fun to be around, lovable, and sexy. You just always want to be with them.

Tom: Did you see that girl?

Brad: Yeah she is such a Catesterdatesterdo.

by Wilson 224 March 18, 2009

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Barefoot Contessa

A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.

Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food

by The big boi igga boi July 16, 2017

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Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

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