A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
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A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.
A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.
by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009
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2. (v) to scale shit like its your job, then mack on the biddies who come to watch
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by climbin'champ March 17, 2010
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This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
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