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Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019
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Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK
Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside
by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020
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An amazing guy that most likely has brown hair. His genitals are so large they exceed the size of a Dallans genitals.
I bet he is such a chris.
by Exopenarium February 26, 2019
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The guy Ava loves. She thinks he's hot, hotter than Dobby, and thinks that he has "everything in a boy i want".
Ava: I love Chris!!
by ava loves chris August 7, 2021
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Chris is a wonderful person and I love him
by Kazutora November 21, 2021
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Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)
Chris is sweet and adorable; sometimes, I can't handle his adorableness.
by old brown shoe November 16, 2020
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Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
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