Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

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Wavy Chode

It waves like the waves in the sea

That kid named Dylon has a wavy chode.

by tumiyyuo August 21, 2013

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Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

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tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.

Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.

by LarksAbout March 1, 2017

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flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

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It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

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