Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.

Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

The Champagne Bottle

A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.

"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"

by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016

Lake Champagne

The greatest lake of them all

I took a drink out of lake Champagne, it was incredible

by The_Shiny_Porygon October 30, 2018

Champagne champ

Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.

Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper

Last night Althea was the champagne champ.

I'm looking for a champagne champ.

I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}

by MrCraigos July 12, 2025