champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork

Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!

by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022

Champagne National Socialist

A term coined to describe individuals who espouse national socialist and related ideologies while simultaneously enjoying the benefits of a globalized, multicultural society. Similar to the concept of a "Champagne Socialist," a Champagne National Socialist often advocates for policies that prioritize their own ethnic or national group, yet paradoxically embraces cultural diversity and interconnectedness of the world.

Person A: "Did you see that politician speaking about strict immigration policies while they vacationed in multiple foreign countries last month?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Champagne National Socialist move, trying to have it both ways."

by The 🍓 September 29, 2023

Champagne champ

Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.

Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper

Last night Althea was the champagne champ.

I'm looking for a champagne champ.

I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}

by MrCraigos July 12, 2025