cocker

someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.

1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.

by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009

Cocker

1. see bitch or fucker.
2. Derived from cock and fucker.
3. Strong insult toward either gender.

Anna: Go suck a fatty, dag!
Trevi: I hate you, you fucking cocker!

by Trevi October 22, 2003

Pecker Checker

What you call a Guy who you trick into looking at your junk.

hey look dude i got a new phone, reach to pocket, other guy looks down, then you say: ay pecker checker stop lookin at my junk!!

by gah.. what name isn't taken July 16, 2009

checkers

quite possibly the shittiest fast food ever invented. with franchises placed mostly in ghetto-ass areas of the country (e.g. East Orange, NJ) this chain hires the scum of the earth as employees and serves up the least satisfying dogshit-tasting burgers ever invented. their motto "ya gotta eat" says it all... if you're a down in the dumps nigga, u might as well use that $1.89 in ur pocket to buy our food... i mean ya gotta eat SOMETHIN. makes mcdonalds look like Ruth's fuckin Chris.

"yo kree, whats the shittiest fast food u've ever tasted?" "checkers, nigga... hands down."

by da big KA May 13, 2005

checker head

a person who is loved . or someone another person can talk to very easily .

awww ! your so sweet my little checker head !

by brennakayy101 October 18, 2008

Spaniel Cocker

Used as a greeting in a derogatory manner. Meaning, "one who cocks spaniels."
Dog fucker

What's up, Spaniel Cocker?

by yeti_detective August 26, 2010

cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

by Mo March 26, 2003