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Be Candle

"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"
Man that song “Be Candle” sure is dope.
by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Waxy Candle

When your receiving a handjob however you cum and she keeps on beating you off
Girl: I gave Chad a Waxy Candle last night
by Me Woods November 27, 2022
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Cake and candles

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.
by Stevez11 December 30, 2023
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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who made candles

Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!
email and thore are the poeple who made candles!
by laoalsk March 30, 2022
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Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
by rebby1313 June 28, 2021
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